I’ve often wished that I could have gone through something like SEAL training in the past. Making it through something like that must give you a real confidence boost. I imagine that all of life’s problems take on a new perspective.

Panicked co-worker - “Oh no! We’ve got to get this TPS report finished by five!”
SEAL - “I once killed a shark with my toenail clippings.”

I guess I have something similar now, only it seems a lot more like just not giving a shit.