In a recent issue of InsideMS, the magazine of the The National MS Society, they had an article on animal assisants; dogs specifically. It reminded me of how I’ve been thinking that it would be cool to have a service monkey. I would name him “Pestilence”. He could sit on my shoulder and fling poo at people who annoy me. That would be perfect for movie theaters.

“That ain’t popcorn, lady. Now shutup.”

I think I need to get out more.