Someone recently asked me if I could name all seven dwarfs from memory. It reminded me of when I got inspired (or just bored) and decided to play with their names, swapping around the first one or two letters among them. I ended up with

Sleezy
Gropey
Dumpy
Snappy
Dashful
Beepy
and Hoc

I think that would have been a very different movie. Unfortunately, not to much can be done about Hoc.