Okay, so as soon as I hit “publish” on that last one, they came back to me. Oi.

I want to sponsor a NASCAR team just so I can hear the announcer say “the Cheesy-Poofs car…”
I want to be rich so that my immature behavior can have a bigger impact upon the world. (see above)
I’m considering hibernating this winter. Wake me in April. (Forget March. I’m sleeping in.)

I have a hard time sitting through a movie without having to visit the restroom, so I don’t see movies in the threater any more, but two that are on my must-see (actually, must buy) list when they hit DVD are Serenity and MirrorMask.